The Chinese Multi-Tool That Will Conquer the World!

Leave it to China to produce a rousing video complete with patriotic music to show you the multi-tool that will enable the People’s Liberation Army to “liberate” the rest of the world!

It slices, it dices, it chops, it filets, it juliennes, it peels, it swims, it flies, it burrows, it does anything and everything you can think of and put into words!

Yes, my friends, it is the invincible Chinese military shovel!

If it wasn’t so damn cheesy and if I wasn’t so curious to see just how many different uses they could film, there’s no way I would have sat through 8 minutes of footage about a shovel.

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categories Other Fun Stuff | 2010/07/12

3 Comments to “The Chinese Multi-Tool That Will Conquer the World!”

  1. By Cliff, 2010/07/13 @ 10:45 am

    Why do you need so many knives when you can get this multi tool for your cooking? : )))

  2. By Leonard Chu, 2010/07/13 @ 1:39 pm

    I just might need to get the shovel and replace all of my knives with it. Did you see how nicely it cut the potatoes?

    I can dig through walls with it, climb over the ones I can’t dig through, cut barbed wire and tripwires, and fight off security guards intent on keeping me away from the best ingredients ;)

  3. By Cliff, 2010/07/13 @ 4:43 pm

    Len,

    If the store closed, you can smash through it.
    If you forgot your keys, you can make you way back home through a brick wall :D

    Too funny. Supposedly to be for military purpose..i was wondering what’s the purpose of them digging a hole that is merely inches deep. Unless the soldiers want to scare the enemy by farming.. :O