The Chinese Multi-Tool That Will Conquer the World!

Leave it to China to pro­duce a rous­ing video com­plete with patri­otic music to show you the multi-tool that will enable the People’s Lib­er­a­tion Army to “lib­er­ate” the rest of the world!

It slices, it dices, it chops, it filets, it juli­ennes, it peels, it swims, it flies, it bur­rows, it does any­thing and every­thing you can think of and put into words!

Yes, my friends, it is the invin­ci­ble Chi­nese mil­i­tary shovel!

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If it wasn’t so damn cheesy and if I wasn’t so curi­ous to see just how many dif­fer­ent uses they could film, there’s no way I would have sat through 8 min­utes of footage about a shovel.

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categories Other Fun Stuff | Leonard Chu 2010/07/12

3 Comments to “The Chinese Multi-Tool That Will Conquer the World!”

  1. By Cliff, 2010/07/13 @ 16:43

    Len,

    If the store closed, you can smash through it.
    If you for­got your keys, you can make you way back home through a brick wall :D

    Too funny. Sup­pos­edly to be for mil­i­tary purpose..i was won­der­ing what’s the pur­pose of them dig­ging a hole that is merely inches deep. Unless the sol­diers want to scare the enemy by farm­ing.. :O

  2. By Leonard Chu, 2010/07/13 @ 13:39

    I just might need to get the shovel and replace all of my knives with it. Did you see how nicely it cut the potatoes?

    I can dig through walls with it, climb over the ones I can’t dig through, cut barbed wire and trip­wires, and fight off secu­rity guards intent on keep­ing me away from the best ingre­di­ents ;)

  3. By Cliff, 2010/07/13 @ 10:45

    Why do you need so many knives when you can get this multi tool for your cooking? : )))

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